you "are you
sleeping?"
Ans: no, I’m picking beans.
..
2. You're making out with a girl then you start
pulling her pants
then she asks; what are you trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you.
..
3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet;
''did you just have a bath?''
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
..
4. You standing right in front of the elevator on
the ground floor going to your office, yet
they ask; ''going up?''
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come down
and meet me!
..
5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of
flowers and you
still asks him; ''are those flowers?''
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!
..
6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy
tickets, a friend sees you and ask; ''what are
you doing here?''
Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees!
..
7. When people see you lying down with your eyes
closed, they still ask; ''are you sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.
..
8. You went to a restaurant n the waiter asks you:
''Plz can I get you a table?''
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the floor.
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