FUNNY FACTS ABOUT KENYA

Welcome to Kenya where"

Sex is free and love is Costly.

® Where loosing a phone is more
Painful than
loosing
VIRGINITY.

® Where, if you don't cheat on your
partner, you
are not sharp and smart.

® Where Bathrooms Have become Photo
STUDIO.

® Where getting a GALAXY phone is
greater
than
achieving a DEGREE.

® Where yahoo boys have brighter
future than graduates.

® Where Churches are turned into
dating
points.

® Where worshiping God in truth &
spirit is
difficult.

®Where lies are turned into realities.
® Where ladies fear Pregnancy than
HIV...®

Where pizza
delivery is faster than
emergency response.

® Where people fear thieves, robbers &
ALSHABAAB than GOD...

® Where people go to Mosque or
Church with Smartphones & Tablets
rather
than Qura'n
and Bible.

®Where guys are scared of getting
married
but love to
have sex...

® Where we have highest number of
musician
due to
unemployment.

® Where the higher your
offense the lower your punishment and
vice
versa...

® Where the
number of Churches are more than the
worshipers...

®Where we say "ODM,JUBILEE,URP"
more
than we say
"Praise THE
LORD"...

® Where a school drop-out politician is
Ten
Times richer
and more
respected than a Professor...

® Where unemployed youths pick
up weapons to fight in support of the
politicians who deprive
them of employment & a good life..
.
"® Where someone who cannot
speak English is
given honorary Doctorate degrees..
WHAT A COUNTRY!!!
True or false.....